A diagnosis you keep. A plan you can run with or without us.
Not a discovery call. A document: a written diagnosis of your full funnel and a restructured plan for the next 90 days, presented live. Fixed fee, stated up front, credited if you sign.
What you receive
- 01
The written diagnosis
A teardown of your landing pages, ad creative, and media accounts: where the budget leaks, what the tracking can and cannot see, which creative is carrying the account. - 02
The 90-day plan
A rebuilt funnel map and a plan with budget, creative volume, and expected cost ranges by month. Yours to run with any team. - 03
The live walkthrough
Presented to you and whoever else needs to hear it, with the decision memo: whether we should work together, and if not, who should.
We wrote up what a paid marketing audit should contain, including the parts a free one leaves out. For a worked example, the four leaks we found in a specialty pharmacy's search budget.
How it runs
Fees
The Audit is $4,500, fixed, three weeks, and credited in full against your first retainer month if you sign within 30 days of the presentation.
Retainers begin at $12,000 per month and cover the page, the creative, and the media as one system, with production built in when the account needs it and a shoot quoted separately or folded into the retainer. Fractional CMO engagements are scoped by access level, from a monthly advisory session to a seat in leadership. We work with companies between $10M and $200M in revenue, on a limited number of accounts at a time: three months to start, then month to month.
If the audit finds nothing specific to your business worth fixing, we say so at the presentation and return the fee in full. Generic best-practice advice doesn’t count as a finding: everything we report is particular to your accounts and comes with the implementation step that fixes it.
Fit
Good fit
- Spending real money on a funnel that underperforms it
- A number you are accountable for and can share
- Willing to give access to the accounts, not a summary
- Pharmacy, clinics, restaurants, education, production, or adjacent
Not for
- Pre-revenue, or under $10M and not close
- Anyone who wants a vendor to blame
- Brand work with no number attached
- A free proposal in exchange for a pitch
Book it
Request the Audit.
Tell us the number you need to move. We reply within one business day with a scope and a start date.
From the work
15 → 80+
Qualified leads per month, month one to month six
$210 → $75
Cost per qualified lead, from over to under
A specialty pharmacy licensed in 24 states, 2023 to today. Client anonymized; figures from monthly reports. Read the case
Received.
We will be in touch within one business day. If it is urgent, call (818) 661-8478.
Questions
Why is the Audit paid?
- Free audits are sales pitches with a checklist attached. A paid audit is work: senior time, real access, a document you keep. The fee is credited if we go on to work together.
Who is this for?
- Companies between $10M and $200M in revenue with a funnel already spending money, usually $25,000 a month or more in media, that is not returning what it should.
Do you require long contracts?
- No. The first retainer term is three months, then month to month, with 30 days' notice either way. You own every account, page, and asset.
How fast can we start?
- Audits begin within two weeks of signing, subject to how many accounts we are carrying. The plan is in your hands three weeks after kickoff.